Tuesday, April 1, 2008

The World Is Ending (April Fools)

The world is not ending
The joke's on you

Go back to your job
your room in whatever house large or small

The world is not ending.
I hope your stocks are untouched and your boss still doesn't know how you really feel.
You can still return the non-perishables.

The world is not ending.
That was a close one.

The world is not ending.
Now what?

The world is not ending.
You don't have to take back any of the nice things you might have said to your family members or coworkers you have only known for the past several years or months. They will keep them until the need to pad their deathbed, then they will be laid out like fine linens as the clouds part and their own personal rapture ensues.

In us there is an empty box you can fill with whatever if you know how to keep strangers away. This is for anything really, but I suggest you use it for words like that because it's so hard to get clean once the shit drops in.

The world is not ending.
The tedium and the minutiae is important once again.

The world is not ending.
Go wash your car.

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